Smiley Smiles' Online Emporium

The collected ramblings and wanderings of Smiley.

Jul 24
The only true test of one’s foreign language abilities is in translating LOL cat captions.

My compulsion to do anything to not be left out leaves me wanting a Xanax prescription, just so I’ll feel like I belong to Club ‘Merica.

Jul 23
Despite Run DMC’s warnings to the contrary, I rocked a rhyme, it was right on time. In fact, it was not tricky at all.

Jul 19
Saturday Karaoke: “Wake up Maggie I think I’ve got something to say to you…”

Jul 18
Digging on how many great young singers are using YouTube; digging on how YouTube has brought busking onto the global stage.

How damaging would it really be if I just had a big bowl of cheese for dinner?

Jul 17
Wondering what Rick Astley thinks about the Rickrolling meme. Is he cool with it? Offended? I honestly want to know.

Jul 16


Jul 15
There is nothing quite so liberating as the evening one decides to start drinking again.

Jul 14
Connection issues and Firefox issues have really mucked up my morning routine. This is making me very cranky.

Jul 13
Trying to figure out why Google Reader no longer displays properly in Firefox. Have uninstalled all extensions to no avail.

Jul 12
Mission accomplished. Lighting units purchased. There will now be light in my stairwell. All is good.

Jul 11
Summer thunderstorm on the horizon requires that I relax on the balcony with the Pixies and a whiskey sour.

Tired of fending for myself; I really want a sugar-momma to pay all my bills and provide petty cash.

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